Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Randomize
