Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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