and she was petting her beer can
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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