Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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