He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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