Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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