walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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