I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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