what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Come share oat with me in your robe
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