new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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