i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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