Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Pooping to opera.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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