Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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