their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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