i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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