ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
ugly people sure do ruin things
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Terrible idea I love it
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
