You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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