singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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