East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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