good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My breasts were aching with rage.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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