Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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