I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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