so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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