everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
