Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
soo... how was my night?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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