what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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