try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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