so explain again why im purple
no
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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