She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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