about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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