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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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