I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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