She just used a chaser for red wine.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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