Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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