So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
how do flat chested girls get laid?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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