you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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