I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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