NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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