what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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