Why are handjobs necessary in class?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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