Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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