i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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