Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
