i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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