that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
