so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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