i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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