Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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