U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
