Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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